Made in Heaven

dunmertitty:

*disrupts years of research by forcing lab mice to listen to ska*

ratliker1917:

Me living by the sword: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me dying by the sword: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

annabellioncourt:
cryptidfuckery:
vodcar:
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don’t belong
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia

druggeddraccus:

annabellioncourt:
cryptidfuckery:
vodcar:
country gnomes,
take my bones
to a place,
they don’t belong
see shit like this is the reason that it’s so hard to turn my back on this website. Where else, pray tell, are you going to find this kind of quality nonsense.
west virginia

radioactive-snake:

vampireapologist:
stardustodinson:
vampireapologist:
drake?
josh?
where’s the body of christ?

buzzlightyearhugecock:

buffbuzzvapedaddy:
THEY CALL ME TITTY SQUEEZE MCGEE
no they DON’T!!!!!
go to FUCKING therapy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

greatcomets:

happy vday b careful out there

angelicguy:

teaching a shrimp how to read scripture through the tank. he hates it

brunhiddensmusings:

advanced-procrastination:
just-shower-thoughts:
I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.
Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed
good news!